If Myspace Were A Dragon I Would Slay It

Friday, March 30, 2007
If Myspace were a dragon, I would slay it!

Ok, so… This is me throwing in the proverbial towel, more or less.

Until this multi-million dollar, "world-renowned" website can figure out how to put an end to all the spam that has been totally FUCKING my page for the past couple of months, I'm OUT. Sorry to everyone who I have not been able to keep in touch with because of this website's lack of propper maintenence, but I seriously don't feel like trying to keep up with the bullshit, "CHECK IT OUT, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WIENER BIGGER!" and, "OMG LOOK, I GOT AN iPHONE!" comments all over my page.

Attention Spammers: My penis is HUGE! And I practically INVENTED the iphone. I have like, 300 sitting in boxes in my room. Kindly go about your business elsewhere!

I love y'all. PEACE

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